their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
