and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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