why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
They took my balls.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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