her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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