Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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