Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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