we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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