My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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