i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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