his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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