You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Woke up backwards on a recliner
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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