My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..