He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night