I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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