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• (443): View more from Maryland

  so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse

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  so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.

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  welcome to the club.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.

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  Can you see in?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts

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  Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN

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• (315): View more from New York

  He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her

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