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(919): View more from North Carolina

I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete

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(919): I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete http://tfl.nu/qit9

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(631): View more from New York

So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone

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(631): So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone http://tfl.nu/mgb2

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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!

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(+61): She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?! http://tfl.nu/x2ya

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(770): View more from Georgia

We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase

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(770): We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase http://tfl.nu/nkt0

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(616): View more from Michigan

You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.

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(616): You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls. http://tfl.nu/v76g

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(410): View more from Maryland

Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?

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(410): Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version? http://tfl.nu/niwx

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(708): View more from Illinois

I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.

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(708): I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk. http://tfl.nu/8bkp

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(360): View more from Washington

Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.

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(360): Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE. http://tfl.nu/0hus

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(330): View more from Ohio

it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.

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(330): it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with. http://tfl.nu/kix9

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to

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(270): I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to http://tfl.nu/v0lt

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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.

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(612): I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name. http://tfl.nu/i0ig

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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it

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(215): It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it http://tfl.nu/0xgu

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(303): View more from Colorado

When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?

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(303): When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight? http://tfl.nu/mdtp

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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.

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(303): He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night. http://tfl.nu/mkun

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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.

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(724): Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall. http://tfl.nu/yi3c

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