Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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