there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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