Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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