The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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