We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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