All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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