her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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