remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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