No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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