How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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