I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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