he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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