butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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