So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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