ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I have post one night stand depression
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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