he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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