goodnight i made you a song goodbye
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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