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they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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