They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
