did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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