So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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