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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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