sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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