You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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