my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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