I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You pole danced in your parka.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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