So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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