im drinking this country out of the recession.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
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