bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
This is my gift to your gina
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!