i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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