Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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