So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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