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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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