Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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