I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I need to calm my uterus...
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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