last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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