last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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