Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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