Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
seriously i just wanna be friends
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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