awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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