so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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