i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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